Monday, March 5, 2012

Of Bubblers & Turd-floaters…


The other day I shared with my classes the viral video sweeping the interwebs and forums of Spanish language instructors: “Qué difícil es hablar el español” by the supremely talented Colombian sibling duo of Juan Andrés and Nicolás Ospina, aka Intentalo Carito.  In the clip, the two playfully analyze the regional variations of popular expressions in Spanish…as told by a hapless gringo trying to acquire the language while bouncing from Mexico to Patagonia to Spain to Venezuela etc. etc. The song is loads of fun and quite informative!
For the complete lyrics, click here.



Y aunque estaba confundido con lo que comía en la mesa,
de algo yo estaba seguro,
un ‘strawberry’ es una fresa.

Y que sorpresa cuando en México a mi me dijeron ‘fresa’
por tener ropa de Armani y pedir un buen vino en la mesa.

Con la misma ropa me dijeron ‘cheto’ en Argentina.
-“Cheto es fresa yo pensé”-, y pregunté en el mercado de la esquina:

-“Aquí están buenas las chetas?”-, y la cajera se enojó.
-“Andate a la re(beep) que te remil parió!”




The next class, one of my students brought me an article from USA Today, “Lexicon of regionalisms to live on after final printing,” which discussed some interesting idioms from around the country.  This made me very happy for two reasons:
a)   I’ve got a student connecting with the class material…
b)   I just learned some amusingly colorful language!

-      In Wisconsin, we say bubbler when referring to the water fountain.

-      A devil strip is the piece of grass between the sidewalk and the street in northeast Ohio.

-      And my favorite: toad-strangler, turd-floater and fence-lifter all mean heavy rain in the Gulf States, Texas and Oklahoma respectively.


Benavides: The Fragmentation of Contemporary Latin American Literature


Saturday, March 3, 2012

Cherchez la femme: Love in the Time of Terror

Jorge Eduardo Benavides (Arequipa, Peru 1964- ) studied Law and Political Science at the Universidad de Garcilaso de la Vega in Lima.  After graduating from the university, he led creative writing workshops and worked as a radio journalist in the Peruvian capital.  From 1991 to 2002, he lived in Tenerife, Spain, where he was editor in chief of the newspaper Siglo XXI as well as a weekly columnist for the Sunday supplement of the Diario de Avisos.  During his time in Tenerife, he also founded and directed the workshop on narrative Entrelíneas, taught courses at several institutions including the Universidad de La Laguna and the Casa de la Cultura de Santa Cruz.


He has published two collections of short stories, Cuentario y otros relatos (Okura Editores, 1989) and La noche de Morgana (Alfaguara, 2005) as well as four novels with Alfaguara, one of the most prestigious publishers in Spanish and Spanish-American letters, Los años inútiles (2002), El año que rompí contigo (2003), Un millón de soles (2008) and La paz de los vencidos (2009).  Benavides has won several important awards including most recently the 2009 Premio Novela Corta Julio Ramón Ribeyro for his novel La paz de los vencidos.  He has been a finalist for the Premio Tigre Juan and Premio Internacional de Novela Rómulo Gallegos.


As a professor of creative writing, he has given seminars and courses at Harvard, the Instituto Cervantes in Vienna and Albuquerque, and other universities and cultural centers in Madrid, Granada, La Coruña, Santander, Lima, Miami and Geneva.  He also directed an on-line creative writing course in collaboration with Grupo Prisa’s literary blog, El Boomeran(g). 


He currently resides in Madrid, directing the Centro de Formación de Novelistas (www.cfnovelistas.com) and writes frequently for publications such as El País, Letras Libres, Eñe and Mercurio.



Last Fall, Benavides was a writer-in-residence at the University of Wisconsin-Green Bay where he taught two courses (Spanish 438: Major Spanish and Latin American Writers and Spanish 465: Special Topics-Creative Writing).  In addition to his teaching duties, Jorge gave several well-attended (and well-received) lectures and workshops at the Brown County Library, Reader’s Loft Bookstore, Instituto Cervantes in Chicago and University of Wisconsin-Madison.
Madison, WI October, 2011.
With Dr. Cristina Ortiz (UW-Green Bay) and Dr. Ksenija Bilbija (UW-Madison), October, 2011.
With Dr. César Ferreira (UW-Milwaukee) in Chicago, October, 2011.

For more information, check out the Cervantes Virtual site created by Eva Valera (Universidad de Alicante), Jonathan Blitzer’s interview and translation in Words Without Borders and Jorge's personal website.
Jorge and I at the Santiago Calatrava-designed Milwaukee Art Museum, October 2011.
That brief Wikipedia-esque intro on Benavides was mainly for the uninitiated.  Here’s more…


I first met Jorge in Madrid the summer of 2007 while I was trying to narrow down the topic of my doctoral dissertation.  At that time, I had become bored with the style over substance which characterized many of the McOndo writers (to be fair, most of the authors from the anthology have since produced incredible stuff –Fuguet, Soler, Paz Soldán, Fresán et al…) and Jorge’s work was just such a refreshing read…equal parts socially committed and aesthetically challenging.  His novels are masterful totalizing postmodern narratives, while his short stories blend Cortázar’s neofantastic literature with Julio Ramón Ribeyro’s eye for detail.
But nothing could have prepared me for his most recent work, Un asunto sentimental.  He certainly doesn’t eschew the literarity of his previous novels—there’s a fair amount of structural experimentation—however, what stands in my mind above all else is the story itself…it’s absolutely riveting.  The novel will be published by Alfaguara in the coming months, and as we get closer to the release date I plan on writing a more “professional” review/analysis. For now, I should tell you it’s wonderful: there’s love, doomed relationships, intrigue, dueling ideologies and worldviews, terrorism and a host of characters that constitute a veritable who’s who of contemporary Spanish and Latin American authors. There are remarkable descriptions of Venice, Berlin, Barcelona, Damascus, New York, Madrid, Istanbul, Lima, Geneva etc. … Un asunto sentimental is the literature of our globalized world, the literature of now.
The first time I interviewed Jorge, he claimed that his works do not lend themselves to filmic adaption.  I beg to differ.  (It’s probably because I tend to make my students imagine what actor would play a role in an adaption of any given book we read in class…I feel as though this activity engages students who are otherwise not exactly voracious readers…).  As I read this latest novel, I couldn’t help but envision certain episodes on the big screen. I even thought of the actress that I’d cast to play Dinorah Manssur, the novel’s focal point.
The beautiful Syrian actress Kinda Aloush.
The following is one of the most powerful images of Un asunto sentimental…after finishing it, I thought to myself, “This could also be a scene from a movie…an iconic scene, no less.”
I am sure Jorge hates this idea...hehehe...



»Faltaban pocos minutos para las ocho de la mañana. Lo recuerdo perfectamente porque acababa de mirar el reloj por segunda vez. Quería llegar temprano a la biblioteca y me había dormido. De pronto, un teléfono móvil timbró a mi izquierda y la chica de cabellos recogidos en una cola de caballo tardó en hacer el ademán de buscarlo, atenta al semáforo, dejando que fuera su diestra la que rebuscara con familiaridad en el bolso. A mi derecha timbró con un segundo de diferencia otro teléfono y esta vez fue un hombre joven, de traje azul, el que se llevó la mano al bolsillo interior de la chaqueta, en un gesto brusco e instintivo, como si quisiera aplastar un insecto. De inmediato timbró con estridencia el teléfono de la señora que estaba su lado, y casi al instante repiquetearon diez, veinte, cuarenta teléfonos más: todo los móviles hasta donde alcanzaba nuestra vista y oído se pusieron a timbrar y a vibrar, como el mío, que saqué de inmediato. En ese momento inverosímil e irreal todos nos miramos a los ojos con incredulidad y miedo mientras atendíamos nuestras respectivas llamadas. La mía me devolvió la voz vibrante de Isa, una amiga con la que me veía esporádicamente, “¿ya te has enterado? ¿Dónde estás?”, dijo a modo de saludo, y su tono serio, exento de dramatismo, resbaló por mi espalda como el filo de una cuchilla. “¿De qué, qué ha ocurrido?” Miré a mi alrededor y la chica de los cabellos recogidos en una cola tenía el rostro descompuesto y ceniciento, como si fuese a ponerse a gritar en cualquier instante, el joven de traje azul estaba muy pálido y escuchaba lo que le decían por teléfono asintiendo con la cabeza mecánicamente. Una señora exclamó en un tono destemplado, incrédulo, como si le faltara el aliento “mi hijo” y se lanzó a codazos a detener un taxi. Pero ya más personas se abalanzaban levantando las manos, exasperándose porque otros les ganaban los taxis que iban apagando sus letreritos verdes de disponibilidad uno a uno. “Jorge, Jorge, ¿me escuchas? Ha habido un atentado en Atocha”, escuché la voz de mi amiga a punto de quebrarse, “no se sabe ni cuántos muertos hay pero es horrible. ¡Horrible!” A lo lejos se alzó la estridencia circular y avasallante de una sirena, y luego otra más, como un lamento.
»Todo Sol y alrededores sufrió como un espasmo: de pronto un tropel angustiado de gente corría en busca de un taxi, cruzaba a la carrera la calle y sin dejar de hablar por el móvil, esquivaba peligrosamente a los autobuses, a los coches de la policía que aparecieron veloces como un mal presagio no se sabe de dónde, igual que las ambulancias cuyo ulular añadía zozobra y confusión. Al principio, durante aquellos irreales primeros minutos, hubo un estupor incómodo de sabernos todos compartiendo aquella horrible noticia pero sin el alivio gregario de decírnoslo mutuamente, cada uno viviendo su preocupación o su drama en solitario, en medio de todos los demás que también pensábamos en los nuestros, en los miles de amigos, hermanos, maridos, mujeres, cuñados, hijos que a esa hora colapsaban la estación de Atocha donde habían explotado dos o tres bombas, nadie sabía nada a ciencia cierta, al menos no los que estábamos en la calle y luego de ese inicial desconcierto en que tardamos en comprender los alcances de todo aquello caminábamos en silencio o llorando hacia la estación o hacia casa, hacia algún bar en todo caso donde los televisores mostraban repetidas, idénticas, minuciosas imágenes de la horrible matanza: sonámbulos e irreconocibles, con la ropa hecha jirones, ensangrentados,mutilados, los supervivientes de aquella carnicería deambulaban entre gritos o en silencio, y las cámaras mostraban los vagones desventrados como latas de sardinas y nosotros mirábamos aquello sin poder creerlo, incapaces de aceptar que eso estaba ocurriendo a menos de un cuarto de hora de caminata de donde contemplábamos tamaña desolación...me temblaban tanto las manos que me pedí un café y luego un chupito de whisky.»

These past few months I have been working on the English translation of the novel. One of the most complicated aspects of the project is negotiating the different linguistic registers that Jorge utilizes so skillfully. At times, he alternates narrators with markedly distinct ‘narratorial’ accents: the point of view is obviously different, but the tricky part is capturing the subtle nuances of the language—the principle narrator, the fictional Jorge Eduardo Benavides, has the Spanish of a Peruvian who has spent the last twenty years in Spain, whereas the secondary voice, Albert Cremades, exudes a very Iberian (ok, Catalan) inflection. Time to get back to work...

These sounds fall into my mind

The great Brian Eno famously stated that the most important beats of the 70s were: Fela Kuti’s afrobeat, the funky drummer-style of Clyde Stubblefield and the motorik of the kraut-rockers Neu!, Kraftwerk and others.

For a quick description of afrobeat, check this out:




For Clyde Stubblefield, aka The Original Funky Drummer, arguably the most sampled musician on the planet:


And here's an excellent BBC documentary on Krautrock...vielen herzlichen Dank...


Lastly, yes...I was totally referencing the mid-90s club classic "The Bomb" by the Bucketheads with the title to this post.  Remember that tune? I couldn't get enough of it back in the day...






Banda de Turistas' new single!!


For a free (and legal) download of the latest single by Argentine rockers Banda de Turistas, click below and enter your e-mail address. Mil gracias Nacional Records!!

For fans of: the Beatles, Zurdok, Sloan & Brit-pop.



Friday, March 2, 2012

Trends that have worn out their welcome...


How about a moratorium on these thingies!?!?!

The only two that have kinda' made me chuckle:






Galdós in 2012: Rick Santorum channeling his inner Doña Perfecta

What I really love about teaching at a smallish university is having the freedom to design classes the way I see fit.  I can experiment.  It’s the same level of autonomy that a typical college radio DJ enjoys… play some Screamadelica-era Primal Scream, Delroy Wilson, the Undertones, the Beach Boys, Sonic Youth, Django Reinhardt, Sandy Denny, los Mirlos, Giorgio Moroder, Rita Lee, A Tribe Called Quest, Girls Against Boys, Michel Polnareff, a track from a Sarah Records compilation and wrap up the set with a poetry reading by Richard Brautigan or something off John Coltrane’s Stellar Regions…At UW-Green Bay I don’t have to worry about straying into a colleague’s territory and risk incurring the wrath of the specialist in colonial theatre, Catalan vanguard poets or Puerto Rican code-switchers…
I did some college radio at Virginia Tech (WUVT) and later in Madagascar (above) with Radio Antsiva - 97.6 FM Antananarivo in 1997.
My “college radio” course is called Spanish 465 – Special Topics:
This variable content course will allow students to analyze seminal aspects pertaining to the language, history and cultures of Spain, Latin America and the Spanish-speaking communities in the United States.
This is the third time I have taught the course…the first two times I stayed within my interdisciplinary research comfort zone of representations of political violence in Latin American literature, film, music and visual art…this time around, however, I decided to offer my students a survey of Spanish history through the study of canonical works of literature, historical fiction best-sellers, commercial blockbusters and/or critically-acclaimed films and one of the most popular television series on TVE.
So over Thanksgiving break I began to conceptualize my new Spanish 465 course: La historia moderna de España a través del cine, la televisión y la literatura.
The last few weeks we’ve discussed the theme of las apariencias engañan in Lazarillo and analyzed its most recent filmic adaption; debated the praise of folly in Cervantes’ “El licenciado Vidriera”; evaluated the critical view of Spain’s Golden Age as portrayed in the Viggo Mortensen-starring film “Alatriste”; recited the Romantic poetry of Espronceda, Bécquer and Rosalía de Castro on Valentine’s Day; howled at the stereotypical Spanish attitudes ridiculed in Larra’s “Vuelva usted mañana”; took sides in the forum of debate provided by Galdós’ thesis-driven Realist novel Doña Perfecta and finally, imagined the dangers of harvesting percebes after reading Pardo Bazán’s “El pañuelo.”    
Galician percebes...a delicacy, it may cost 100 euros for a plate.

On deck for next week, we’ll read Unamuno, Teresa Claramunt, Lorca and watch bits of the Oscar-nominated “El abuelo” (an adaptation of a Galdós novel featuring the ubiquitous Fernando Fernán Gómez…“Is he, like, in every Spanish movie?” “Yes. And he was born in Peru.”)

Following Spring Break, we’ve got La sombra del viento (more than 10 million copies sold! The Spanish Da Vinci Code!); episodes of Cuéntame cómo pasó (but first I’ll have my students watch the pilot of “Wonder Years”…most of them haven’t heard of it…for them, Fred Savage is the MOLE in Austin Powers…); short stories by Rosa Montero; José Ángel Mañas’ Historias del Kronen and the last few classes each student will be assigned a short story from either the Inmenso Estrecho collections (Benavides, Pérez Zúñiga, Chirinos, Méndez Guédez, Iwasaki, Roncagliolo et al) or something from one of the “Nocilla” writers (Fernández Mallo, Cebrián or Chiappe).
We’ll see how it goes…
The challenge, of course, is trying to make some of the more classic readings relevant to twentysomethings.  As much as I’ve tried to keep “on task” and steer the conversation towards more Northrop Frye-friendly topics, this hasn't always happened.
With Cervantes, we spent some time talking about military recruiting (“Join the Army! See the World!”…and I couldn’t resist playing a short clip from Goldie Hawn’s “Private Benjamin”…).  

“He praised the soldier’s life, and gave him a vivid picture of the beauty of the city of Naples, the delights of Palermo, the prosperity of Milan, the banquets in Lombardy, and the splendid food in the inns. […]  He praised to the skies the soldier’s free life and the easy ways of Italy; but said nothing to him about the cold of sentry duty, the danger of attacks, the horror of battles, the hunger of sieges, the destruction of mines, and other things of this kind, which some consider to be extra burdens of a soldier’s life, when in fact they are the main part of it.”  (Cervantes’ “The Glass Graduate”- Exemplary Stories, p. 122 Penguin Classics)


I chose an abridged version of Galdós’ Doña Perfecta which emphasized the conflict between two opposing worldviews in late 19th century Spain: religious fanaticism versus the burgeoning secular philosophies (religion vs science, faith vs reason, tradition vs modernization etc.).  This being an election year in the US, I expected some of my students to relate the contrasting opinions in the novel with the national political debates playing out all over the media.




And then came Rick Santorum’s ill-advised comments about “Obama’s phony theology” …

Oh Ricky, Ricky, Ricky…really?  But thanks…you gave us tons to talk about!!


Let’s check out some of Santorum’s words, starting off with the basic idea that Obama holds “secular values that are antithetical to the basic principles of our country.”
Here are some other gems:

(Apparently, Santorum does not accuse Obama of being anti-religion…something worse…“a radical environmentalist” –that’s exactly what I gathered after viewing the ‘full’ clip courtesy of The Right Scoop…give me a break, please…).
And out of the mouth of Doña Perfecta as she excoriates Pepe Rey (her secularist nephew):
"You have insulted us, you great atheist! But we forgive you. I am well aware that my daughter and myself are two rustics who are incapable of soaring to the regions of mathematics where you dwell, but for all that it is possible that you may one day get down on your knees to us and beg us to teach you the Christian doctrine."
“Why do you pronounce the name of God when you do not believe in him?”
“God, in whom you do not believe, sees what you do not see—the intention. […] You are a mathematician.  You see what is before your eyes, and nothing more; brute matter and nothing more.  You see the effect, and not the cause.  He who does not believe in God does not see causes.  God is the supreme intention of the world.  He who does not know this must necessarily judge things, as you judge them—foolishly.  In the tempest, for instance, he sees only destruction; in the conflagration, ruin; in the drought, famine; in the earthquake, desolation; and yet, arrogant young man, in all those apparent calamities we are to seek the good intention—yes, señor, the intention, always good, of Him who can do nothing evil.”
"As I said, I will not reproach you for entertaining those ideas. And, besides, I have not the right to do so. If I should undertake to argue with you, you, with your wonderful talents, would confute me a thousand times over. No, I will not attempt anything of that kind. What I say is that these poor and humble inhabitants of Orbajosa are pious and good Christians, although they know nothing about German philosophy, and that, therefore, you ought not publicly to manifest your contempt for their beliefs."
(from Galdós' Doña Perfecta, translated by Mary J. Serrano)
Ok, maybe it's a stretch...but in my humble opinion, Rick Santorum has that siglo XIX, religious zealout discourse down pat!

This post is dedicated to Dr. Ayo and Dr. Coffey for helping to keep Galdós relevant.
The following album cover is dedicated to former Senator Rick Santorum.

All for now, I'm off to "indoctrinate" students...